I have to go to a birthday party tonight. It's a themed party. The English love a good theme. They dress up in costumes a lot (they call it 'fancy dress') For eight years, I have been able to avoid the whole fancy dress thing, but tonight I can't avoid it! Tonight's theme is the 80's! Of all things I have to dress like I did as a teenager! Crap, I just aged myself! Anyway, I have a tiny denim skirt, some footless stockings, stilettos and a black lace accented shirt to wear. My hair will be bigger than it's been in years and so will my earrings. I'm not at all looking forward to it. What's really scary is that a few of the party guests were born in the 80s and seem to be mixing up 80's clothes with 70's clothes because they are too young to know better! This makes me feel old. What will make me feel older is seeing my self dressed like I would of a million years ago. I'll feel ridiculous and to add insult to injury, we don'